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naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

420dongsquad:

yea girl wash my tires in the bathtub its the only way i can get off

wildlingprince:

At the beginning of the fight scene between O-Ren and The Bride, O-Ren says “I hope you saved your energy. If you haven’t you may not last 5 minutes”. It is exactly 4 minutes and 59 seconds from the time she steps forward and the music cues, until the fatal blow of the duel.

I tried to smoke pot for the first time when I was 14. Figured I could sneak a few puffs off my big sister’s little glass piece. Stuck it in my mouth trying to figure out which end I was supposed to smoke from. Tasted peculiar. Plus, I just couldn’t get how to work the thing. Eventually, I discovered that these smoking devices typically have a little indentation where the marijauna is supposed to go as well as a pathway inside of it which allows you to inhale the smoke. Glass buttplugs don’t have either of these, which is an important distinction.
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